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MEME: because then you might know me
Ladies and Gents, its Meme Time.
Thanks to
littlspecificty for rebooting and
dreamsofmazes who started it.
001. Leave me a comment saying, "Interview me."
002. I will respond by asking you ANY five questions of a very intimate and creepily personal nature. Or not so creepy/personal [possibly].
003. You WILL update your LJ with the answers to the questions.
004. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the post.
005. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.
Asked by
littlspecificty
1) What is Eames' football team of choice? (like the one he still supports loyally?)
He is going to assume that Arthur is choosing the high road and asking about proper football and not American football because... well, because he likes you and doesnt want to be forced to never speak to you again. (True love Arthur, true love) Of course Eames is going to root for England, because he grew up with a rowdy crowd of English and you don't admit to liking another team lest you want a fist in your mouth- and for the most part, Eames does love and support his home team. But... lets just say, Eames' English friends never see him when its a match between England and Germany. Have you seen Mats Hummels?? No? Well Eames has: in his fucking dreams.
OKAY. SO MAYBE EAMES HAS A TYPE. LONG, LEAN, BRUNETTE, ANDPOUTY UNAMUSED IS A TYPE, RIGHT??
2) Has he ever had a fantasy of what a perfect date {or} night would be like?
Of course he has! And, as an added bonus, we'll even tell you what it is./smart ass While he loves to wine and dine, they do that pretty much all the time for clients and marks alike. What Eames wants, if someone were to go out of their way to take him on a special night, is something personal. He wants to help make the food in Arthur's kitchen (so he can snoop) and possibly stop for sex between making the pasta sauce and seasoning the ricotta because he'd be unable to keep his hands off of Arthur. He'd want Arthur to tell him stories about his past, even if they were stories that are inappropriate for dinner conversation, and he'd want to know what Arthur wants to do in the future, if he has plans, if he wants to make plans. He'd want to pick up Arthur's favorite book and snoop on his shelves for any evidence of bad movie taste and he'd definitely want to get into Arthur's closet. He'd want to get fantastically drunk on whatever Arthur's favorite wine is- or beer, if that's the case- and find himself touching Arthur's wrist while lying on the floor, bottles between them, listening to the first album Arthur ever had a personal revolution to and share that experience with him if only just in spirit. He'd want to pass out and wake up to find Arthur snoring very indelicately across from him, probably still on the floor with drool pooling on his arm, and then try to kiss him awake. But since Arthur's a stubborn git and Eames' day is technically over and they're both still stupendously drunk, he'd just slide up next to Arthur on the floor, wrap his arms around him, and fall back asleep spooning him.
3) Worst job he can remember doing?
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001. Leave me a comment saying, "Interview me."
002. I will respond by asking you ANY five questions of a very intimate and creepily personal nature. Or not so creepy/personal [possibly].
003. You WILL update your LJ with the answers to the questions.
004. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the post.
005. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.
Asked by
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1) What is Eames' football team of choice? (like the one he still supports loyally?)
He is going to assume that Arthur is choosing the high road and asking about proper football and not American football because... well, because he likes you and doesnt want to be forced to never speak to you again. (True love Arthur, true love) Of course Eames is going to root for England, because he grew up with a rowdy crowd of English and you don't admit to liking another team lest you want a fist in your mouth- and for the most part, Eames does love and support his home team. But... lets just say, Eames' English friends never see him when its a match between England and Germany. Have you seen Mats Hummels?? No? Well Eames has: in his fucking dreams.

OKAY. SO MAYBE EAMES HAS A TYPE. LONG, LEAN, BRUNETTE, AND
2) Has he ever had a fantasy of what a perfect date {or} night would be like?
Of course he has! And, as an added bonus, we'll even tell you what it is.
(To be entirely truthful, Eames wants to meet Arthur's parents, because he wants to believe that good things happen to good people(see question 4) and he might have a kind of fantasy about Arthur's parents being these wonderful, midwestern people who still have embarrassing mementos of Arthur's childhood and all these stories about the girl next door who swore she was his girlfriend even though Arthur could barely bring himself to hold her hand. His perfect date, if Arthur had these parents, would be going to see them, having a wonderful dinner with them, meeting any of Arthur's siblings, getting a little too drunk on stories of Arthur and his parent's ridiculously tasteless merlot, smoking a cigar with his father on the porch while being passive-aggressively threatened, gifting Arthur's mother with something she's always wanted (probably a horribly tasteless painting, or a pair of earrings she's never said anything about wanting) because he was able to pick up on her taste, staying up all night learning all of Arthur's history, likes and dislikes, what parts of the house hold which memories, and then, really early in the morning when everyone in the house is still asleep, Eames would sneak into Arthur's room and fuck him super gently and realize that he wants to spend the rest of his life making Arthur believe how special he is. But Arthur doesnt have these parents AND I GUESS IM CRYING NOW WHATEVER. askdjk;j )
3) Worst job he can remember doing?
Fucking. Russian. Bastards. Eames hates, loathes with his entire being, the Russians. They cheated him out of a huge sum of money, time, and a good personal friend who is now only remembered as a deceased extractor. Three months of work and nearly twenty grand of his own money went into that job and he was double crossed by their chemist, chased through Ukraine and into Romania pumped full of chemicals that made him violently ill and had him suffering the withdrawl symptoms of a heroine addict for nearly three weeks straight. A nice Romanian couple took him in thinking he was some homeless addict and helped him figure out a) where he was, b) how long he'd been there, and c) that he was currently on the watch list. They never asked any questions, just helped him and never gave him over to the authorities; so now he makes sure a fair sum of money makes its way to them every few months. Bottom line: he just doesn't trust the Russians and he won't go anywhere near Russia.
4) When he was a child what did he want to "grow up" to be?
4) When he was a child what did he want to "grow up" to be?
It would be easier to say what Eames didnt want to be, and that was his father. His dad wasn't very supportive and didn't have any real skill sets. He just kind of did what he could to make money, wandering around by the docks, hanging around construction sites until someone told him to do something for a couple quid, and the little money he did scrape together, he spent on himself. His mum had to work her hands to the bone to provide for Eames and his older brother, and when William was old enough to get the fuck out he left Daniel behind. In hind sight, no one really grew up in East End with enough hugs or food to go around, they all just bucked up and got the fuck out when they could, but Eames, when he was still called Daniel, didn't understand that and lived a good 20 years of his life resenting the fuck out of his father.
Even though Eames is by far the most talented professional forger in the mind heist community, in his most vulnerable moments he is afraid that he grew up to be just like his father. He doesn't keep a stable house, he doesn't provide for anyone but himself, and for all that he's affectionate toward those he likes, no one ever seems to believe him. He doesn't usually allow himself to think of such things, and he snaps out of those self-deprecating thoughts pretty quickly, but when he gets in those moods he's not the most fun person to be around.
5) What is the dirtiest fantasy he's ever had of Arthur?
Oh boy. As Eames spends an inordinate amount of time thinking about Arthur in a sexual context, he has a few that rank pretty high on the Thats Some Kinky Shit meter. While Eames finds Arthur's bossy attitude to be a bit grating in the workspace, he can't deny that it turns him the fuck on to have someone so in control of themselves in a sexual context. He likes that Arthur seems to know what he likes and isn't apologetic about that. Sometimes he thinks about Arthur being in complete control of him. Verbally, physically, mentally; to the point where he says "watch me fuck myself with you, come on your stomach, and then go take a shower and you don't get to touch me or yourself in that entire time. When I get out of the shower you'd better still be hard or I won't let you come until I tell you that you can" and Eames just does it, no questions asked.
5) What is the dirtiest fantasy he's ever had of Arthur?
Oh boy. As Eames spends an inordinate amount of time thinking about Arthur in a sexual context, he has a few that rank pretty high on the Thats Some Kinky Shit meter. While Eames finds Arthur's bossy attitude to be a bit grating in the workspace, he can't deny that it turns him the fuck on to have someone so in control of themselves in a sexual context. He likes that Arthur seems to know what he likes and isn't apologetic about that. Sometimes he thinks about Arthur being in complete control of him. Verbally, physically, mentally; to the point where he says "watch me fuck myself with you, come on your stomach, and then go take a shower and you don't get to touch me or yourself in that entire time. When I get out of the shower you'd better still be hard or I won't let you come until I tell you that you can" and Eames just does it, no questions asked.
Or, that fantasy he has about his projection of Arthur helping him fuck actual Arthur down in dreamspace. When he's wanking under pressure (lol, sometimes there's nothing to do about an erection than to sate the beast) the thought of Arthur kissing himself and telling him how gorgeous he is and touching between his legs the way Eames would, but with his long, fantastically tapered fingers, both of them looking at him (Arthur lost in the feel of his body- the way Eames feels it- and his projection feeding the pleasure of touching Arthur's actual (mental manifestation??) body back into Eames' own head) gets him off so fast.
Asked by
bulletpoint
1. Superpowers question - invisibility or flight, and the obviously more telling tangent of this: why?
Honestly, he’s always so fucking late he’d rather have teleportation. Despite what everyone might say, he really doesn’t do it to piss people off. Time just moves really quickly for Eames. He has, on occasion and flights of whimsy, picked up books on the perception of time, and finds it interesting to think that we move through it instead of (how most people perceive it) time moving of its own accord. BUT, of the given choices, I would say flight. He would hate to be invisible, in any meaning of the word.
In his actions and the sheer amount of detail he puts into his forgeries, he is rather flamboyant. He’s always crafting this beautiful person with depth and character who other people, as is the tragedy of the world, pass over because they feel real enough to justify ignoring. Invisibility would feel like oppression to Eames. Flying, on the other hand, would be like freedom. He would love to fly, because he could truly get away. Nothing would ever feel out of his grasp. But… he would probably liken himself to Icarus even if there weren’t wings involved. Oh, the melodrama.
2. What are his feelings regarding what happened with Mal and the fallout from that - Arthur and Cobb running, and evidently a distance?
This… has three different parts to it:
Cobb: Eames blames it all on Cobb because nobody else fucking seems to. He doesn’t like Cobb at all. He thinks Cobb is a blinded academic, too detached from reality in a way that Arthur keeps as a façade but that Cobb has grown to recognize as his own face. Eames is afraid that Arthur doesn’t understand Cobb, is blinded by his respect for a man who is smart, oh yes he is intelligent, but has no heart that Eames can see. In a lot of ways, Cobb reminds Eames of his own father. Selfish, self-driven, slightly crazy; which might be why they get along on a purely working level. In the dream when Saito gets shot and Eames is going to put him out and Cobb gets all up in his face; did you see the look he gave him? Like he was going to shoot Cobb as well for taking him by the lapels like that. He doesn’t respect Cobb enough to let him manhandle him. Eames realizes he doesn’t have the full story, and that he never will now that Mal is gone, but he blames Mal’s death, Arthur’s sadness, and Cobb’s depression/isolation all on Cobb. No sympathy.
Mal: See number 5. This is why Eames loved Mal. Eames loved Mal because of how affected she was by the smallest of things. Not everything, mind, but he loved that the things that were important to her were more important than the fucking sun. So he feels like Cobb should have… protected her from that. Should have been able to see that she was this beautiful, yearning person who would let herself be led into a den of lions if Cobb was the one doing the leading. Eames never really made his ambivalence to Cobb a secret so they probably had more than one conversation about what Cobb’s ideas were/how these ideas were infectious and enthralling to Mal, and while she was telling Eames of these things, swept up in her own fervor and interest, Eames was swept away with her. She was infectious in her own right, and Eames has always loved passion. But eventually, when they go their separate ways and Eames would have a moment to think about it, he’d wonder if Mal was making a mistake trusting all of her considerable fervor to a man who lives his life like its secondary to the dream. In short, Eames doesn’t blame Mal at all. She was who she was and when you are in love with someone, you trust them. The only mistake she made was trusting Cobb to care more about her than his bloody academics.
Arthur: Eames doesn’t understand why Arthur stays with Cobb. There is a part of him that thinks Arthur is a bleeding sod and very heavily resents him for following in Mal’s footsteps (where he was when she was alive, always a pining presence at her elbow), following Cobb wherever he goes and helping him like he deserves it. But there is another part of him that just plain hurts when it comes to that whole clusterfuck. He honestly thinks that Arthur was better for Mal, and if Arthur had married Mal, she would still be alive. Which hurts him on Arthur’s behalf, because he feels like Arthur's felt this too (selfishly, deep down) at some point, but also hurts him on his own terms, because it stings to think that about the person you’re more than a bit stupidly in love with. He thinks that Cobb is manipulative and it hurts that Arthur responds better to Cobb, who barely apologizes when something goes wrong, than he does to Eames, who has always been upfront about his deceits. This… could go on forever, so just suffice to say that Eames doesn’t like that Arthur is so close with Cobb, and part of it is pettiness, but part of it is him feeling like Arthur can’t see the forest for the trees. He doesn’t respect Arthur’s decision to follow Cobb but at the same time, he hopes that following Cobb was a sort of coping mechanism for losing Mal. He hates that he thinks Arthur sometimes blames himself because Eames doesn’t feel like it was his fault. At all.
3. Put to it, what is Eames' worst nightmare? (One either he has literally dreamt or just something he fears deeply, either or.)
When Eames was 16 he enlisted and got the fuck out of his hometown. When he was 17, he was notified of his mother’s death. For whatever reason, he couldn’t go to her funeral, and since he never really heard back from his older brother (who fucked off as soon as he could) and he considered his father a useless bag of shit anyway, he assumes no one else cared enough to go to her funeral.
Sometimes, he has dreams where he’s walking down any unnamed street, ephemeral in the way dreams have a wont to be, and he’ll see her walking out of a shop. He never sees her face, but he knows its her from the shape of her body; the wrinkles at the back of her elbows and the way she moves, slowly, like she knows there’s another job waiting to be done and she just wants to take her time getting there. And he’ll think that’s my mum, she’s alive! Those bastards buried the wrong woman! Thank god! And he’ll think of all these wonderful things to say to her, to call out and get her attention because he is finally in a position to treat her the way she deserves to be treated. But then two little boys run up next to her, smiling and laughing in a way Eames knows he never did, and each grab a hand of hers. Even though Eames never sees her face, he knows she’s smiling at them, knows she’s happy with her new family- how she could never be with theirs. In his worst nightmares, his mother is alive and happy with a proper family and she’s glad that she left him, she doesn't ever look back.
4. Favorite book? Considering how well spoken he is, this we must know.
Oh god. Eames loves Save Me the Waltz by Zelda Fitzgerald. He’s a fan of how synesthetic her writing is, beautiful and lyrical in the way that life is if you stop to enjoy it- even if the story isn’t absolutely revolutionary. Actually, he probably likes it because of how obvious it is that Zelda is writing to Scott, using these characters to scream her displeasure and sadness at him. When he walks into a bookstore, that is probably the book he’ll look for. Or George Orwell’s 1984; there’s always something fun about that book.
5. Is there something in a person - whoever they are - that is immutably attractive to Eames, a quality or magnetism that though fleshing out differently from person to person bears similarities - creativity, intelligence of a kind, etc, etc, etc?
What Eames finds immutably attractive is the ability to be affected by something; to have a passion within you that allows you to be devastated by something. He saw it in Mal and he sees it in Arthur. He doesn’t want to live his life cerebrally, he wants to live every moment for what its worth, what it feels like even if he doesnt understand it, and enjoy both the beauty and the heartache of it.
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1. Superpowers question - invisibility or flight, and the obviously more telling tangent of this: why?
Honestly, he’s always so fucking late he’d rather have teleportation. Despite what everyone might say, he really doesn’t do it to piss people off. Time just moves really quickly for Eames. He has, on occasion and flights of whimsy, picked up books on the perception of time, and finds it interesting to think that we move through it instead of (how most people perceive it) time moving of its own accord. BUT, of the given choices, I would say flight. He would hate to be invisible, in any meaning of the word.
In his actions and the sheer amount of detail he puts into his forgeries, he is rather flamboyant. He’s always crafting this beautiful person with depth and character who other people, as is the tragedy of the world, pass over because they feel real enough to justify ignoring. Invisibility would feel like oppression to Eames. Flying, on the other hand, would be like freedom. He would love to fly, because he could truly get away. Nothing would ever feel out of his grasp. But… he would probably liken himself to Icarus even if there weren’t wings involved. Oh, the melodrama.
2. What are his feelings regarding what happened with Mal and the fallout from that - Arthur and Cobb running, and evidently a distance?
This… has three different parts to it:
Cobb: Eames blames it all on Cobb because nobody else fucking seems to. He doesn’t like Cobb at all. He thinks Cobb is a blinded academic, too detached from reality in a way that Arthur keeps as a façade but that Cobb has grown to recognize as his own face. Eames is afraid that Arthur doesn’t understand Cobb, is blinded by his respect for a man who is smart, oh yes he is intelligent, but has no heart that Eames can see. In a lot of ways, Cobb reminds Eames of his own father. Selfish, self-driven, slightly crazy; which might be why they get along on a purely working level. In the dream when Saito gets shot and Eames is going to put him out and Cobb gets all up in his face; did you see the look he gave him? Like he was going to shoot Cobb as well for taking him by the lapels like that. He doesn’t respect Cobb enough to let him manhandle him. Eames realizes he doesn’t have the full story, and that he never will now that Mal is gone, but he blames Mal’s death, Arthur’s sadness, and Cobb’s depression/isolation all on Cobb. No sympathy.
Mal: See number 5. This is why Eames loved Mal. Eames loved Mal because of how affected she was by the smallest of things. Not everything, mind, but he loved that the things that were important to her were more important than the fucking sun. So he feels like Cobb should have… protected her from that. Should have been able to see that she was this beautiful, yearning person who would let herself be led into a den of lions if Cobb was the one doing the leading. Eames never really made his ambivalence to Cobb a secret so they probably had more than one conversation about what Cobb’s ideas were/how these ideas were infectious and enthralling to Mal, and while she was telling Eames of these things, swept up in her own fervor and interest, Eames was swept away with her. She was infectious in her own right, and Eames has always loved passion. But eventually, when they go their separate ways and Eames would have a moment to think about it, he’d wonder if Mal was making a mistake trusting all of her considerable fervor to a man who lives his life like its secondary to the dream. In short, Eames doesn’t blame Mal at all. She was who she was and when you are in love with someone, you trust them. The only mistake she made was trusting Cobb to care more about her than his bloody academics.
Arthur: Eames doesn’t understand why Arthur stays with Cobb. There is a part of him that thinks Arthur is a bleeding sod and very heavily resents him for following in Mal’s footsteps (where he was when she was alive, always a pining presence at her elbow), following Cobb wherever he goes and helping him like he deserves it. But there is another part of him that just plain hurts when it comes to that whole clusterfuck. He honestly thinks that Arthur was better for Mal, and if Arthur had married Mal, she would still be alive. Which hurts him on Arthur’s behalf, because he feels like Arthur's felt this too (selfishly, deep down) at some point, but also hurts him on his own terms, because it stings to think that about the person you’re more than a bit stupidly in love with. He thinks that Cobb is manipulative and it hurts that Arthur responds better to Cobb, who barely apologizes when something goes wrong, than he does to Eames, who has always been upfront about his deceits. This… could go on forever, so just suffice to say that Eames doesn’t like that Arthur is so close with Cobb, and part of it is pettiness, but part of it is him feeling like Arthur can’t see the forest for the trees. He doesn’t respect Arthur’s decision to follow Cobb but at the same time, he hopes that following Cobb was a sort of coping mechanism for losing Mal. He hates that he thinks Arthur sometimes blames himself because Eames doesn’t feel like it was his fault. At all.
3. Put to it, what is Eames' worst nightmare? (One either he has literally dreamt or just something he fears deeply, either or.)
When Eames was 16 he enlisted and got the fuck out of his hometown. When he was 17, he was notified of his mother’s death. For whatever reason, he couldn’t go to her funeral, and since he never really heard back from his older brother (who fucked off as soon as he could) and he considered his father a useless bag of shit anyway, he assumes no one else cared enough to go to her funeral.
Sometimes, he has dreams where he’s walking down any unnamed street, ephemeral in the way dreams have a wont to be, and he’ll see her walking out of a shop. He never sees her face, but he knows its her from the shape of her body; the wrinkles at the back of her elbows and the way she moves, slowly, like she knows there’s another job waiting to be done and she just wants to take her time getting there. And he’ll think that’s my mum, she’s alive! Those bastards buried the wrong woman! Thank god! And he’ll think of all these wonderful things to say to her, to call out and get her attention because he is finally in a position to treat her the way she deserves to be treated. But then two little boys run up next to her, smiling and laughing in a way Eames knows he never did, and each grab a hand of hers. Even though Eames never sees her face, he knows she’s smiling at them, knows she’s happy with her new family- how she could never be with theirs. In his worst nightmares, his mother is alive and happy with a proper family and she’s glad that she left him, she doesn't ever look back.
4. Favorite book? Considering how well spoken he is, this we must know.
Oh god. Eames loves Save Me the Waltz by Zelda Fitzgerald. He’s a fan of how synesthetic her writing is, beautiful and lyrical in the way that life is if you stop to enjoy it- even if the story isn’t absolutely revolutionary. Actually, he probably likes it because of how obvious it is that Zelda is writing to Scott, using these characters to scream her displeasure and sadness at him. When he walks into a bookstore, that is probably the book he’ll look for. Or George Orwell’s 1984; there’s always something fun about that book.
5. Is there something in a person - whoever they are - that is immutably attractive to Eames, a quality or magnetism that though fleshing out differently from person to person bears similarities - creativity, intelligence of a kind, etc, etc, etc?
What Eames finds immutably attractive is the ability to be affected by something; to have a passion within you that allows you to be devastated by something. He saw it in Mal and he sees it in Arthur. He doesn’t want to live his life cerebrally, he wants to live every moment for what its worth, what it feels like even if he doesnt understand it, and enjoy both the beauty and the heartache of it.
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Interview me! :D
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1) Does Arthur have any siblings? If so, tell me about them, if not, does he wish he did?
2) One embarrassing moment, describe it in detail.
3) Tell me about Sylvia. What will Eames get to know and what will he absolutely never get to know about her?
4) How did Arthur figure out he was gay? Or, I guess, the more politically correct way to ask that question is: is Arthur gay and how did he figure that out?
5) Would Arthur make a good father?
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And fuckme I keep getting so many good questions!
It's like every one wants to know Arthur's backstory/past and the people in it. XD I guess I will have to get started on that cliff notes version soon.have i told you lately that i love your icons? cause i do.
XD yes you have and thank you ^^ I'm very picky and I <3 yours too especially that one
AND HERE BE MY RESPONSES TO YOUR INCREDIBLE ANSWERS:
AND LOL. Yeah. Arthur would look at that guy and then at Eames and go "Really?" as in "you must be joking".
2 GETS ITS OWN COMMENT BECAUSE YES IT'S THAT FUCKING LONG.
you are not the only one to ramble3) HA. Well, they can both agree on that. Arthur doesn't hate them as much as knows he is a dead man if he goes there. >> So he won't be going there, either, and refuses all jobs that would taking him there. But DAMN. Poor Eames. ;; At least he got help, though.
He should so take Arthur to visit this Romanian couple.4) Awww. *wibbles* And, the great irony being how he tried so hard not to be like his father that he can see similarities in how he is now compared to how his father was when he was growing up.
And, if it's any consolation (which it most likely won't be), Arthur doesn't really believe in anyone's affection aimed toward him (he think it's either false or only goes so far). So, yeah, that is definitely going to be a prominent factor of conflict for our boys, I think.
Especially if my last tag was any indication. >>5) Okay, first off: No, Arthur knows what he likes and is not ashamed of that at all and if anyone tries to tell him he should be he'll tell them exactly where they can shove their "opinions" (and if he's in a particularly foul mood that day, he shall show them).
Second: Arthur sooo would not mind being in complete control of Eames. He could totally get behind that little "game" (even get a slightly evil smile about it because lol Arthurisnoangel). Really. He could do that.
They WILL do this. At some point.Third: They'd have to be together a while before Arthur would agree to do that second one.
And I'm not going to say that he's *certain* he won't do it because he's had a few ideas of Eames and an Eames projection with him in the middle.... >> Just sayin'.AND HERE'S NUMBER 2'S RESPONSE BECAUSE IT GOT REALLY STUPIDLY LONG:
You guys are killing me with how you want Arthur to have these things when he just doesn't. *sobs forever and dreads writing up headcanon*But dear lord that would be the LAST thing Arthur would ever expect Eames to want as a date or a night for himself. But, at the present place in our verse, Arthur just thinks Eames wants him for sex so. :(BUT if Arthur did do something like this - and allow Eames in one of his personal residencies (and he would already lock stuff up so Eames couldn't snoop easily, fyi, BECAUSE HE KNOWS EAMES IS A NOSY BASTARD) - he would just keep finding himself surprised Eames likes this kind of thing. Along with him knowing how to cook. And would complain that the food will go bad if they have sex in the kitchen >( .
And when it came to conversations about his past Arthur would be very tight-lipped about most of it because opening up about certain things would be a huge step (and then there are some things he will never willingly talk about unless he absolutely has to). I can see Arthur be willing to trade stories with Eames; he tells one, Arthur tells one (but he still draws a line at certain things and won't talk about it even if wasted out of his mind - some secrets he's buried that deep). When it comes to plans about the future Arthur will admit he didn't think he would last this long. : \ And he's not looking forward to turning 40 (IDEFK he's a snob about getting older) - if he lives that long. As far as "making plans"... the last time he did that he was more or less reminded that the universe apparently hates him. So, he has not felt the desire to do it since and his track record with maintaining a relationship enough to think such things has never been very good. To say he's a bit bitter, cynical, and jaded wouldn't be too far off.
I already have Arthur's movie list up if he REALLY wants to see what "bad movie taste" he has. XD Also his favorite book is 'The Hobbit'
because he's such a secret nerd. :3 And, like I said, he wouldn't leave Eames alone enough to get in his closet (which he would lock up). Arthur does prefer wine to beer and he seems to like white wine the best and they would probably listen to the the debut album of Garbage (which he first got and listened to at 12/13 - it was the first CD he bought that wasn't classical music and as such it really did help curb his tastes in modern music).Arthur can snore but he would so not drool (and even if he did he'd totally deny it and say it was condensation or some shit BECAUSE HE DOES NOT DROOL EAMES
YOU DROOLSHUTUP>( ) and Eames will be lucky to wake him up once he's drunk-passed out. That is not easy to rouse Arthur from. : \ And while they will both be sore from sleeping on the floor THAT IS SO RIDICULOUSLY CUTE WTF.AND SHIT IT WAS TOO LONG FOR IT'S OWN COMMENT WTF
and your answers, my darling~
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/oh look someone who was too curious for their own good hahalksdjfds
SORRY, muffins make me late to replies :(
IM TAKING THIS TO MEAN YOU WANT TO BE INTERVIEWED, SO HERE WE GO:
1) Does Arthur work out? He's rather fit and we would like a
demonstrationdetailed explanation of his work out regimen.2) Why does Arthur dress so prim?
3) Give us one great High School memory and one not so great High School memory.
4) What is the greatest kindness Arthur has ever been paid?
5) Eames likes to think the body is his area of expertise. What part of the body, on any applicable gender, gets Arthur's blood pumping?
dude, muffins are a very legitimate late-maker - please imagine me envious ;-; ...slkjfdsl
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oh my god
the part about eames meeting arthur's parents and the perfect date/night
i cannot
WHO ARE YOU THAT YOU MAKE ME CRY AT THINGS ON THE INTERNET????
MUFFINS MADE ME LATE, PLZ FORGIVE D:
I DONT KNOW. I AM AN EAMES WHO HAS REALLY LAME FANTASIES ABOUT BEING IN LOVE IN ALL THE WAYS YOU CAN BE IN LOVE. Which is probably terribly ooc but I DONT CURR, I DO WHAT I WANT.
Do you want some questions darling? /stares at UNTIL YOU SAY YES
OBVIOUSLY I CANNOT MUFFINS ARE MY ARCNEMESIS B|
ALAS, I AM WEAK WILLED AND THEY ARE DELICIOUS :s
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besides the fact, I'm hardly around*1. That
Soccerfootball player is rather cute.2. Eames why must you be so amazing?
3. Does anyone really trust the Russians? ;)
5. I swear I've seen seen something about projection Arthur and Arthur and fucking all over. Somewhere in fanart. ME LIKE!
blame my late reply on the muffins, they're evil but delicious
/SUPA SNEAK*1)
SIDE EYE.Yeah. He is. Sexual frustration hellooooo. Although Mundane would like to point out that she is a fan of the Argentine team. Yes. Just as shallow as it sounds. /sigh.(BUT REALLY, LOOK:
THEY ARE LIKE PUPPIES. HOT. HOT. PUPPIES.)
2) I could honestly ask you the same question sweetheart.
3) FUCK NO. And if they do they're daft as a spinning tea cup.
5) Have... you been in my mind recently? You know you shouldn't go in there without an adult, you minx. ( NSFW link: you have)
Would you like some questions?
MUFFINS are never evil. They are the fruit of the gods? idk (Is now hungry)
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Got it already posted on Arthur's as well
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2) If Arthur ever has a bad day, where does he go? Mentally, physically, etc.
3) Does Arthur have an irrational fears?
4) What kind of pornography does Arthur enjoy?
Give us some examplesOR, NOT. Y'KNOW.5) Is there a job, not Inception, that particularly stands out to you?
Heading over now~
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....interview me?
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does this mean my muses are blending together?oh god oh god. choking on my excitement for your answers. CHOKING. (but, y'know, no pressure lmao)1) What is the smell Arthur associates with happiness?
2) What was Arthur feeling when Phillipa was born?
3) Who has Arthur cried in front of/with?
4) Does Arthur feel that he deserves happiness?
5) What is one thing that Arthur truly and honestly wants? It can be material, physical, spiritual, selfish, magnanimous; what does he want?
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1) Is there a Mr Eames? (Who is not Daniel, don't try to be tricky you fox)
2) What was the most fun Ms Eames has ever had?
3) Describe something that changed Ms Eames forever, something could never forget even if she lost her mind.
4) What does Ms Eames regret?
5) What song(s) do you feel exemplify Ms Eames?
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The forth one. How he didn't want to be like his dad. *Chews nails*
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I have to tell you, your Brendan is pretty fun to play with. EM SAYS HI.1) What is Arthur's fondest memory of his parents?
2) Tell me about Mal. How you feel about her now, how you felt about her, how you wished you felt about her.
3) Does Arthur consider Dom to be a true friend? (And does he feel this is a healthy choice on his part?)
4) Does Arthur ever want to be so in love with another person that they could destroy him?
5) For every participant of the Inception job, what is their most attractive attribute? (Cobb, Ariadne, Yusuf, Eames, Saito, Robert, weird but awesome bonus: YOURSELF)
(when reading through the list of questions, number 4 was the one that immediately answered itself. to say i was surprised that Eames reared up and practically shouted that at me as I was walking to the grocery store would be a vast understatement of how clear and forcefully he made his answer known)
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BECAUSE YOU ASKED.
A GENTLEMAN ALWAYS DOES, MP B|
1) FUCK YOU AND YOUR TRANSCONTINENTAL BOOTY CALLS. WHY RUSSIA B(1) How did we meet?
2) We're pretty safe... most of the time. But if you found out you were carrying my child, what would you do?
3) Tell me about two of your tattoos. If any of them are about/related to me, I want to know about those.
4) If our lives were made into myths, what role would I play in your story?
5) I know you fantasize about it. Tell me what you touch yourself to tigre, and don't leave anything out.
aksljdf THESE TWO ARE IDEK <3
ffffff why do they even tolerate each other WHY
because their hatelove is mostly just hate which is STILL an investment, just not a nice one :(
PICK YOUR VERSE :P
i kind of cant wait to HIT YOU UP WITH FORGESS. huhuhu
1) Describe your favorite kiss
up until I kiss you, that is ;)2) What is one embarrassing* thing Arthur really enjoys?
3) What is one thing Arthur would, under no circumstances, forgive Eames for?
4) We haven't threaded much, so give us something to work with. Write me a snippet of something that's already happened or will happen between them. (the card game? first meeting? lunch at Subway? anything!)
5) What is Arthur MOST uncomfortable with?
*wooo super subjective because lets face it, ARTHUR ACTS LIKE EVERYTHING IS EMBARRASSING.
IT'S KIND OF WHY I DID IT IN THE FIRST PLACE aksdfa NGL
i knew there was a verse missing :(
yeah. SHE HAS NO INTENTIONS OF SAYING IT.
& now it has been found <3
1) Why does Carolyn respect Cobb?
2) What did Carolyn do after their "first time" together?
3) Why does Carolyn smoke?
4) Does Carolyn have any lasting childhood memories on her person?
5) Eames may, at some point, try to give Carolyn gifts. Please submit, in proper Arthur fashion, some examples of what she likes and why she likes them.
Re: & now it has been found <3